Well Hi,

a bit soap and water is what you need for the vast majority of cuts and scrapes but peroxide and alcohol live in people’s minds because the pain feels cleaner

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

A good reminder for everyone how not to be an asshole.

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

i have a zero tolerance policy for people making cheap shots at bisexual women at this point like it's 2026 give it a rest we've got actual problems going on