Where is MY BRAND?

Fucking ready to have a post "let them eat cake" moment.

People are like, who are you to crash out like this? But then I watch Batman Returns and know where I learned it from.

Why does it look like Kelly's bf text message break ups with her at the Star Wars Disneyland Cafe?

Not me, listening to Seto Kaiba teaching me to behave, just like the dog I am.

In a world full of blank expressions, don't be an angry one.

It's ok to be sad when it's over. Because, even if it was meant to happen, it is a loss. A loss of a friendship. A loss of connection. A loss of something that felt familiar. And in that, it's ok to mourn, to be sad. This is how we bury what's come and gone. It's how we move on.

Burning down, like acid rain.

You're in her DMs, but I'm the macroplastics she consumes on an alarmingly regular basis.

Have a shot of whiskey, honey. Makes you feel better!!