Cheer up bitch

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

My understanders will Understand me

and As Such . My misinterpreters will Misinterpret me . The price for speaking my truth .

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried