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tag yourself are you the one who hates pickles or are you the one who will eat the pickles

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

tbh there are literally like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

Thorsty

S C L O R M P

*imagines this cat filling up like a water balloon*

I wake up. I consume media. I wish my life was different. I make no effort to change it. I consume more media. I go to sleep.

in the new COD you can be nonbinary in the CIA and when u meet Ronald Reagan he respects your pronouns. i dont know how to process this information at all

Reagan let the AIDs epidemic kill an entire generation of queer people because he was too busy practicing the right pronouns for his non-binary CIA agent

he didnt do anything about AIDS cause he was too busy reading critical gender theory

idk if it's respect, it's deference to power, Reagan knows that his non-binary CIA agent could kill him at any moment and that he's on thin fucking ice

new COD is a power fantasy of being such a badass CIA agent that Reagan is intimidated into saying Trans Rights

They deserve more respect from the general public…

who?

The retail worker reading this

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

@every-n-anything

All hail Catdad

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

I’M CRYING!?

CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE

I live for cat dad-

Cat dad has saved us all

CAT DAD!!

I had not seen the updates. I am so happy that the Cat Gods smiled upon this person and their new family :)