Flaming Cheeto

Watching HTTYD (animated and live action) and I don't think anyone could convince me that Stoik and Gobber didn't get down and dirty to some horrendously gay shit at least once.

Yknow sometimes I think about how on Berk being a strong tough warrior is considered the standard / attractive / honorable so technically Valka was a cringe womanfailure and Stoick was the partner who gets told “I don’t know what you see in her, you could do better”

didn’t she help defending Berk from the Berserkers?and was the one to make Oswald ‘the agreeable’?

Yknow sometimes I think about how on Berk being a strong tough warrior is considered the standard / attractive / honorable so technically Valka was a cringe womanfailure and Stoick was the partner who gets told “I don’t know what you see in her, you could do better”

didn’t she help defending Berk from the Berserkers?and was the one to make Oswald ‘the agreeable’?

i don't think i'll ever get over Hiccups relationship with the rest of Berk being so terrible that Stoick genuinely thought that they were happy enough about him dying that they were celebrating and congratulating him on no longer having a son