꒰♡꒱˚₊ ‧ cardi. ⊹ ₊

I’d probably click on a virus link if someone told me it was fanfiction

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

motherfuckers arent ready for my famous "quadruple-edged sword". second it comes out the holster, blender maneuver. red paste. spin cycle. myself included. nonnegotiable. the SECOND i am frightened WE. ALL. DIE.

I love how the fandom transformed our straight white boy oh-so-privilaged Golden Boy Fitz Vacker into the poster boy for POC, queer, disabled, and neurodivergant/mentally ill people all in one.

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

hating me will cause even more geopolitical issues

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had