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how did they get every single one I swear what did obi wan do to deserve this

Easily the VERY MOST IMPORTANT and VERY CLOSEST person to him? His brother? Anakin? Obi wan thought he was dead and then turns out he’s a completely changed infamous sith who wants nothing to do with obi wan - other than to kill him, i guess

His best “friend” (ok maybe they were more than friends maybe he was the love of his life) commander cody? Oh yeah he tried to kill obi wan (i mean it want his fault but) and then they never see each other again

his dad - ahem I mean mentor - Qui Gon? Oh he’s been dead. Died in front of obi wan

Satine, one of his closest friends he’s known since childhood? Yeah she’s dead too. Also killed in front of him.

Dex assumes obi wan is dead after order 66, so they never see each other…

Ahsoka never sees him again…

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS JEDI FRIENDS ARE EITHER DEAD OR HIDING SO HE NEVER SEES THEM AGAIN…

What the heck bro 😭 can yall think of someone he didn’t lose because I can’t

these tags are cracking me up lol

“oh dangit all the girls i like die… im cursed when it comes to women it appears. guess i gotta only date men now”

*cody KRIFFING shoots him*

- qui-gon dies

- anakin turns to the dark side and then fucking dies

- cody tries to kill him and then also dies (i think)

- maul tries to kill him and then continues to try to kill him forever until he fucking dies

- dooku abandons the order and then also tries to kill him (and then fucking dies)

- owen larrs thinks he’s a threat to luke and then fucking dies

- bail organa fucking gets blown up

- mace windu also fucking dies

- kit fisto gets murdered by palpatine

- quinlan is assumed to be dead??

1: Obi Wan is the best Scottish punching bag

The joy I feel at stewjoni obiwan+codywany is at a magnitude I find hard to articulate

And also yes thank you for giving us men who are stripped of their autonomy and seen as lesser beings in a corrupt galaxy, because we all know how fairly women are treated in our own societies.

These men have no representation in the senate and therefore have no votes, I wonder who else historically has only recently been able to vote.

And this one isn’t obi wan :( ⬇️

My hot take is that Obi-wan and Cody never get married. NOT because they don't love each other or because of legal issues, but simply because culturally, marriage isn't really a thing to them and doesn't add anything to their relationship that they don't already have.

Cody is a clone and obviously raised without marriage ever even being a possibility. Jedi, as a whole, don't marry (this is getting into personal interpretations of Jedi culture but in my mind eschewing marriage is more of a symbolic gesture towards non-attachment. It does not mean that Jedi don't have dedicated long-term romantic partners).

Therefore, I think that neither of them would consider marriage to be important because it's not like marriage will somehow legitimize their love for each other more than being long-term partners.

In a no O66 AU, marriage doesn't seriously benefit them legally anyway. Obi-wan, as a Jedi, doesn't have public or private assets and money in his bank account would probably just be given to the temple upon his death. Cody might own property. But out of respect for Obi-wan being a Jedi, he would hand his assets to his brothers upon his death. (I also wouldn't be surprised if in a galaxy that's likely host to millions of cultures, estate and family law is a bit more generalized because marriage and family structure is different on every world and there's just no way to fit every single one into a single default family or marriage structure.)

SW Rebels + textposts

Shaak is still alive out there being a BAMF. I don’t know if she has the highest death count in SW, but 5 is still a lot

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