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I think she’s using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

I put a belt buckle on the floor next to my bed, that way I can step on it and hurt my foot when I forget it’s there.

ur not evil babe ur experiencing a human emotion

dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature