In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

Except it isn’t always that simple.

paramedics & emergency room medical staff deal with people pulling the most disrespectful, violent, deranged shit and still continue to provide care. they shouldn’t have to put up with that but they fucking do, and they don’t fucking shoot people for being rude to them.

Add teachers to the list of professions that deal with some wild behavior and still manage not to kill people.

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun

Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want

a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again. 

Collaboration....

I will always reblog this

Always and forever

we are all just cam girls for the surveillance state

One sentence horror story

wish I could show this to someone in 1905 and make them throw up

Reblogging for the guy’s panic

To be fair, I also panicked.