Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

i don’t want others attention, i want yours

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

ban men's sports i have seen enough

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?