I’m About To Hit ‘Em
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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Keni

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shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
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cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

blake kathryn

titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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I’m About To Hit ‘Em

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college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011
Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…
New immortal vs. old immortal
omg this is adorable!!!
this is gonna piss the anti vaxxers off and i am so fucking here for it to come state side
Rich person nepotism and poor person nepotism are not the same.
Rich person nepotism is “I’m going to suggest my son for this entry-level position that comes with a $45,000/year starting salary even though he’s completely unqualified, or I’ll ask my coworker to just make up a position that doesn’t exist yet so my son has something to earn a wage doing.”
Poor person nepotism is “I’ve been working at this Starbucks for a year, if you need some extra cash I can ask around to see if any stores are hiring and you can use me as a reference, there’s usually someone within driving distance that needs a new barista for a few of the shakier weekdays.”

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Ricky: You’re gay!
EJ: Me? No, I’m not gay.
Ricky: You’re not? But you just kissed me.
EJ: Okay, I’m gay.
Nini: [attempts to make a joke]
Gina: Oh, Nini, you’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault, you just never had to compensate for anything.
Gina: The rest of you ugly losers better give me some jokes, STAT!
petition for hsmtmts to release a special of them actually performing the musical.
i think this would be fantastic, we get to appreciate them in their full glory, from songs to characters, it’d be epic.
ashlyn: i wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake
ej, stirring his coffee: i prefer it with salt
ricky: im going to take you out
ej: great! it's a date!
ricky: that was a threat
ej: see you at seven!

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Happy Pride Month! insp. by (x)
Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.
including when they’re in their teens
iconic degrassi quotes
The signs as as things in degrassi: the next generation
Aries: “Dude this is ecstasy”
Taurus: Downtown Sasquatch
Gemini: The theme song
Cancer: Terri MacGregor’s love for tarot cards
Leo: Liberty saying “I’m edgy, I’m on fire”
Virgo: PMS
Libra: Manny’s thong
Scorpio: Ashley’s random goth transformation
Sagittarius: Spinner’s season 4 haircut
Capricorn: Paige’s “hun”
Aquarius: the penis pump™
Pisces: Emma’s dolphin pants
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL GROWTH

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Bro (talking about a girl he’s interested in): She’s pretty cool. But kinda intimidating. She hates—well she doesn’t hate men but she hates the…man thing. Me: …penis?
Bro: No. The—the thing. The bad cultural thing. The paternal thing.
Me: Ohhh. The Patriarchy?
Bro: That’s the bitch.
Me: I feel like we should probably not call the patriarchy ‘bitch.’ All things considered.
Bro: You right. See? This is why I’m stressed! What if I say something dumb like that in front of her!? Anyway. We’re going out again on Friday, I just gotta make sure I’m not patriarch-ing. Can you help me pick out what I’m going to wear? Feminists like flannel, right?