She/her

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the