What Does Beyoncé?

Damn

obviously it’s short for fucking macaroni. Who has ever asked you if you want some mac? what do you mean? a big mac? bernie mac? you call it mac and cheese. it’s not macaroni and cheese and cheese. this post with these fucking surprised ass gifs is stupid and ive had it

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

What if Mike was short for Micycle

kinda fucked up how my parents’ generation’s high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generation’s is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to survive 

I never actually watched High School Musical, but I don’t think it’s anything like that. O_o

I’m crying

I’m the water boy

Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?

swEETHEART NO

The funniest shit I’ve read today is this tweet where someone said lightening is just God taking screenshots for judgment day