hi

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

to increase steel production 300%

☝️

What if I got weirder

80% of the ocean has not been explored. there could be a Dollar General down there

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

I fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

squeak only when squoken to

Did you hear that they are replacing websites and social mead with a lovely dim sum meal with all your friends twice a year

This is my whole life model tbh and it's kind of working for me.