melodrama

outing myself in the men's restroom by washing my hands

pretty sexy of me to keep going despite each day being more unbearable than the last

This may be one of the most fascinating and attractive things I have ever seen. They IMPROVISED that?

Nonessential items such as “”“food”“” “”“transportation”“” and “”“”“hygiene”“”“”

“i don’t want topless girls or leather daddies at pride” well i don’t want wells fargo or facebook at pride but we don’t always get what we want

im learning that y’all’s prides never had topless girls and I am so sorry. Our dykes on bikes had women with their tits out and it was marvelous. Praying for y’all 🙏

I feel like I have to add that they were very much not given an okay by the city to be topless. They were breaking the law. These women were nipples out on motorcycles and the city of austin could do jack to stop them

Like I'm at the point where parasocial relationships are actively harmful. Celebrity culture is actively harmful. Putting someone on a pedestal, anyone but especially a stranger, is actively harmful. To yourself, to how you interact with others, to how you interact with media. Stan culture is actively harmful. Thinking someone is good at their craft =/= genuinely believing you know someone you absolutely do not and can never know.

my favourite genre of criticism is ‘i watched/read this bad piece of media so you didn’t have to’

literally thank you for your service. i reap all the benefits without incurring any of the cost

once again thinking about the time in high school english class (second language) when we were reading a text about wildlife preservation or something and one of the species of birds mentioned were boobies. and our teacher was like yes this is a funny word but it is actually a type of bird. and to prove it, with the whitescreen projector turned on for the whole class to see, opened google images on the computer and searched “boobies”

btw i think anon asks should have a "return to sender" option where you can reply privately with your own message and the person who sent the anon can publish it but only if they're willing to admit they sent you the anon

tumblr 1v1 cage match

I don’t understand anyone who says 2012-14 tumblr was worse than 2016-18 tumblr. idk about you but I’ll take superwholock and hokey fake stories about alexandria’s genesis or whatever over the vld discourse ace exclusionist hivliving “you can’t dislike anything without having a reason it’s problematic” era of tumblr

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.