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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

Chaotic Good

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

ME ME ME

Gangster Popeye, the inventor of this style and artist behind several of these pieces (I’m not sure about all of them, though they appear to be her style) is a Salvadorean trans woman. Her Patreon is here.

reblogging for artist credit and patreon info

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

does anyone know any good faggot emotions for beginners

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

woman moment

i hope you find someone that bites you, but is always gay and weird about it. peace and love on planat arrth

she calling me a knight of the round table on account of how i camelot