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i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

bouncing on it in repentance

crying and begging for forgiveness on it

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs