Heyo

lab coat worn off the shoulders has got me acting unwise

‘unwise’ is a fun way to say lab safety violation 

people are being so annoying about the new hozier collab its ok to just say u don’t like it u don’t have to be like “omg what is this my fae forest man not writing about bogs and trauma is going to ruin my sad girl autumn go back into the forest to hibernate and write about corpses again” like ????

he is a man named andrew.

nature documentaries should get as popular as other mainstream tv shows like game of thrones or w/e people should love them imagine coming online and people are like yoooo did u see what waxy monkey tree frog did on last nights episode

it’s FRIDAY milfs and milf lovers!!

Hey mutuals if Tumblr goes down remember you can find me as a 1% encounter rate in Johto’s Dark Cave

everyboddy shut  UP im THINKING about finctional character

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

jealousy isn’t the way bro

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

you take that back right fucking now

i’m like 95% sure nobody on this site actually knows what rawing means

Every time I see that post that’s something like “weird, but technically not a sin,” I think about being seven or eight years old and bawling to the priest that I had scaled the walls of the pantry in my home like a spider monkey in order to eat all of the cookies that my parents had naïvely hidden on the top shelf to keep me from getting into them and wailing that I was a hopeless criminal and hearing just dead silence on the other side of the little wall.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

whats the gender for march

Bitches be like “I’m panphobic” go outside and get a hobby, goddamn.

If “exclusionist” is a central part of your identity in the year 2021, please GOD get off of tumblr and talk to actual real queer people. Hold a conversation. Touch some grass.

#not to be rude but if you genuinely believe your biggest threat as an LGBT person are LGBT identities you don't like existing#genuinely go outside. speak to an LGBT person over 25. read something other than posts.