it's not the lost levels

The Birthday Paradox suggests that any group of 57 random people has a 99% likelihood of containing at least two members with a shared birthday. However, this doesn't account for how much rarer leap day birthdays are. You'll find that for each additional group member born on February 29th, the chances of any members sharing a birthday decrease dramatically, eventually reaching 0% if all members were born on that day.

Divas don't care about numbers

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

just tried eating cheese in the shape of a wedge and can I just say, mice: I get it now

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.