I Do Roller Derby

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

certified door post

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠

2026 is the year of the catgirl. Yes, again.

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek