well scramble my eggs!

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

daddy’s little girl he broke in thirty is crazy is crazy to be said to a man in 2008 on the cars and jeans show

[image description: pixel art of the house from piranesi. it has a marble hallway with a central staircase, surrounded by statues, and is half flooded. piranesi himself sits on the staircase, fishing. end description.]

imagine being the first ancient person to realize that the ocean and their tears taste the same. imagine realizing that your sorrow and the waves share a taste. i wouldve gone crazy

They should invent a not being exhausted

these are all so fitted because yes smut comes in hot sauce, one shot is a daily dose probiotic, angst is indeed whiskey, coffee is usually taken in sips making it slow burn and and and