i am unstable and this is my universe

how the fuck do you lose a whole nuke

You forget to cherish her

Real tumblr culture is being so used to finding out about world news in memes that you reblog this assuming some country lost a nuke only to check the notes and realize it’s actually about minecraft youtubers.

No one knows how many the Soviet Union lost :)

In 1958 they almost accidentally blew up South Carolina

It just keeps getting better

THIS IS A DREAM SMP POST

DreamSMP Heritage Post

Project Hail Mary AU would've hit like crack cocaine in the DSMP alien fics era. All those stories of Tommy being stuck in space, now with a weird rock alien. Who could it be? Tubbo? Techno? More niche option, Sam--

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

i don't even gaf about shipping discourse because i'm a big boy and a bad person for other worse reasons but if i can be real for a moment "proship DNI" in bio means nothing to me. if you want to keep me out you're going to need to line your blog with salt and iron or rat poison or something.

actually if i were to be less flippant and more brutally honest with you all my disdain for it stems from how much of it is just a thinly veiled excuse for people to fight about their fictional relationship preferences or simply for the sake of arguing without any investment in the reality of what they're claiming to represent and then take pride in their empty, performative activism. i still recommend the rat poison though.

1986!!

Golden Girls was so incredibly progressive for its time and not even slightly afraid to be loud about it. They talked about queer people, about race, about ableism, and they made it central and overt. They talked about things that mattered, and they never punched down, and they were allies off the stage too.

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.