just humor things

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

I feel bad about laughing at some of these, like the missed jump, but none of the cats appear to be hurt by their misadventures, and the rest had me literally WHEEZING. The cat crossing the unpleasantly-textured mat…I am LITERALLY CRYING.

new panic! music lmao. wheres that one post.

and on this day we once again must remember our fallen savoir Joe Jonas, who tried to tell us he heard my chemical romance recording new music and was burned at the stake for his perceived lies,

Are you threatening me with violence

He’s so close to figuring it out

if 6 months of quarantine has proved nothing, it’s shown that the dad from The Shining was a weakass lil bitch

to be fair, the mansion was sentient and slowly possessing him

i’ve spent 6 months in a studio apartment, the bitch can cope

rethinking that risky text

I have never heard anyone, regardless of age, say “my phone’s battery has gone”

@warriormale ghostwrote this article.

any gay who swallows loads is braver than a Roman empire soldier

y’all think ancient romans washed their dicks? y’all think those dicks were clean and not filled with cheese ? 

me, knowing abt the dick cheese: delicioso 👅👅👅👅 free dip for my nachos yum yum mac n cheese

i did not need to read that

I’m pretty sure the “let’s hang and take baths together” Romans probably had surprisingly fresh dick

when you’re traversing through a cave and keep running into wild Geodudes