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kung pow penis was invented by a particular blogger to annoy a particular reactionary chud, neither of whom are on the site anymore. and yet the tool, once so singular in its application, remains to serve future generations.

Sometimes homeless people will be off-putting and rude and demand more of your attention than you're comfortable giving. I promise you, if you had to deal with a fraction of what they do on a daily basis, you'd become off-putting too. Sit with your discomfort and direct your anger at the systems which made them homeless, not at the person in front of you who is struggling.

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.

i just know ilya is a menace, begging shane and pulling him into the nearest bathroom, corner, closet, spare bedroom, shed, car, anything, just so he can suck shanes dick and eat his pussy like. he doesnt even want to be touched hes just overwhelmed with the need to taste. and what is shane gonna let him starve??????

god i need something so bad. but what is it

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself