Wertical (a.k.a. Velich)

Hello Governor! I'm Michael and I occasionally attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I used to serve the "Dark Lord" Voldemort. I used to make him the best sandwiches under the sun but he betrayed me and sold me in exchange for his Nagini to the travelling dragon slaver. When we were on our way across Gobi desert I managed to escape and join the Fellowship of the Ring. I was not shown in movies nor mentioned in books because I was the first one which was caught by Nazgûls and they thought that I'm not an important character of story. Right now I am writing this blog in one of the 30.000 cells in Dol Guldur. Sorroundings isn't that bad if we exclude occasional torturing. I'm really glad that they have free wifi here.