The Beast You Made of Me

soft ideas: learn a completely new language and pour your heart into it. learn a new field from scratch. draw stick figures and write love poems. learn all the names of the plants in your city. completely change your habits. read about all the constellations. make people happier than they make you. tell people they inspire you. wake up earlier and start your day with a relaxing routine. look in the mirror and fall in love with every inch of your body. fall in love with strangers on the train. make people feel loved. read a book and light a scented candle before sleeping. put your photos in a photo album and write in a diary. pick flowers for your friend.

when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does. it just doesn’t make homophobic jokes, it makes jokes like this that are actually funny.

@ofgeography didn’t you do this once???😂😂😂😂😂

there are dozens of us!!!!!

I’m glad that Florence is still doing the thing she does best which is be incredibly terrifying in a way that you cannot explain without sounding like you believe in witches

the kill dracula trio has a billion brain cells but 999,999,998 of them belong to sypha while trevor and alucard share the last two

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can