Stay Afraid, But Do It Anyway

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

imagine if you knew someone who never did anything wrong or annoying and never made a mistake. you’d hate them right? you’d want to kill them with your teeth. well that’s the standard you’re holding yourself to buddy. that’s your idealized self. and you know what? you should kill it with your teeth

flint you have to stop. you hate england too tough. your swag too pirate. your bitch too in control of the narrative. they’ll remove you from your own story

Humiliation Kink is a name you’d see in a family tree from 1640s Massachusetts

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

your bf looks like he had the handle xan hathaway in 2017

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

hey do you want to come outside and play cigarettes with me?

for sale baby shoes, and the baby was lowkey wearing them when it died