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if you don't know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader

The last 5 pages should just be in progressively lighter text until it’s no longer legible at all

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

Hey guys it’s dj soft fuzzy paws . *tries to dj but my little fuzzy paws can’t hit the buttons*

am i fucking crazy or does it say Overwatch at 0:30

This video drives me crazy because like 90% of the notes ignore the overwatch part. This shit is biblical does nobady care

@oktobearfest

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

i feel like it says something about us as a species that somebody worked real hard to invent 3D printing when i think anyone who has ever used a printer would agree with me that we have not really gotten our arms around 2D printing yet. we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

it’s an honor to be affiliated with a frustration that is so near and dear to my heart