Hello There.

Feel like Lestat would really benefit from just taking a deep breath

actually one of the funniest things about the first episode of the vampire lestat is that lestat spends almost the full episode thinking about how much he hates his fucking guitar player and god this guy is so awful I literally HAVE to kill him on stage and. meanwhile in larry’s head everything is hunky dory and gives him a lil smooth at the club

maul was legally a spider for like 10 years and i don’t think we talk about that enough

sorry the fact that lestat went and bought halloween candy- and still went to give it out despite the fact he was in the middle of a breakdown- just for kids to show up at his door dressed like his dead daughter and two of his exes. absolutely killing me.

If you watched that episode of the vampire lestat and still think “ah this is a sound minded man that will set the record straight and won’t lie!” then there’s no hope for you LMAOOO

lestat de lyingcunt, possibly telling the truth: vampires PISS, vampires FUCK, i have NEVER HAD A BOB IN MY LIFE, and fucking is everyone's fourth favorite thing!!!!!!

Daniel’s first line back being “The Cuntessa” vampirism really freed him to be the biggest bitch ever

I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."