time can’t erase that you’ve a place here

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

it's thousand yard stare summer

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude