regular boy hours

we could be weird together btw if you even care

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

what is/would be your oc's favourite pokémon?

*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going

some people will try to tell you that after youve had your dick in someones ass its a bit late to go ~ooh la la, an indirect kiss~ when they offer you a sip of their iced tea. your job on this earth is not to believe them

boy who's bio says "he/they normally, but she is fine if you're horny"

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

just got diagnosed as your soulmate. yeah sorry now we must spend the rest of our lives together

thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one

I should note, I hate the soulmates "we would fall in love in every universe" trope for the aforementioned "where's the tension and interest and really anything worthwhile" reasons. However, "we would find each other in every universe" fucking rips. We would interact meaningfully in every universe but sometimes we are lovers and sometimes we are friends and sometimes we are bitter enemies and sometimes we'd simply both be in the same HOA.

Genuinely I think one of the best things you can do to build characters in your story is give them a kink. You do not have to put that kink in the story. You do not have to tell anyone but yourself. But thinking about their wants and needs and what would bring them comfort or desire, about whether they crave power or crave a situation where they're blessedly free from any power, about which taboo they might kind of want to cross, is really useful for getting inside their head. Also "what situation would make my character stupid horny enough to make a terrible mistake?" is a good plotting device. "It's a plot hole that they made that dumb decision" no they were just whistling like a lustful kettle and forgot to turn their brain on.