so that the three of us could be racing there

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

happy pride month

I have GOT to stop spending $30

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy

Comic strip by Boulet. You can find him on instagram.

elf liberalism probably goes insane

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

What the fuck does this mean?

its not my job to educate you