*hands you a snail shaped blunt*

Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.

entropy is unavoidable that’s why i dont care when the bus is late

I am infertile from eating sceted candles. The

there's literally a dark slime coursing through every tube in my body..

I stopped being special for 2 seconds today and the pain? Unimaginable.

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next