Another Sideblog

shane thinks ilya has gone for a run and won’t be back for ages but he’s so hard so he’s like ah i’ll just rub one out for relief yknow so he unlocks his phone and the zillow app is still open he changes to youtube and searches for ilya rozanov fights and he’d never tell ilya he does this but it’s what gets him off the fastest anyways he’s a minute in and hard as a rock and he’s just laying in his and ilya’s bed jacking it and doesn’t notice ilya walk into the room until hes at the foot of the bed staring with eyebrows raised and a smile and shane fumbles to close out the video of ilya fighting and it just opens the zillow app instead and ilya saunters over and subtly peeks at the phone and sees the zillow homepage and thinks that his husband was masturbating to realestate listings but doesn’t say anything just goes “don’t mind me im just gonna have a shower” and then shane is so mortified that his boner is gone. for the next week ilya puts on realestate shows on their tv while they’re having sex and shane is so confused why and eventually brings it up and ilya is like “i do not want to kink shame u are my husband i will support u however you need even if you get aroused by architecture” and shane is like “what the fuck are you talking about” and ilya is like “when i caught u jacking off the other day to zillow listings” and shane is so embarrassed and has to explain “no i was jacking off to videos of you fighting i didn’t want u to see so i closed it fast and the zillow app was the next app open!” and ilya is like “oh thank god”