Wannabe Alt Bitch

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else

in these times of extreme surveillance, tumblr’s nonfunctional search engine stands in solidarity with the revolutionary

missed connections are so sad and romantic...

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

Yeah okay ill reblog that