i dont know what im doing 24/7

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

esnupi <3

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary