i dont know what im doing 24/7

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

Grab your weapon and commence the beatings

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

Shout out to the clover, the dandelion and the daisy. The triumvirate of springtime childish whimsy. WHO is doing it like them

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid