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seeing english people this happy is my personal hell

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

my hopes for maul shadow lord season two: please let devon be evil please let devon be evil please let devon be evil please please let her defy the sugar and spice and everything nice please let devon be evil please let devon be evil please let devon be evil please, please, don’t let teenage romance be the catalyst for her redemption, please let devon be evil we haven’t had a non-inquisitor female darksider since Ventress and i miss that let devon get worse let her get worse let her get worse, let her drag the innocents she once swore to protect down with her into the abyss, i want devon’s corruption to reach even more tragic and gut-wrenching heights as she transforms into everything she swore to destroy, i want her wrath to be more destructive than the wrath of achilles, a raging tempest that sweeps across the narrative, a firestorm we can only behold in horror as it burns down everything it touches please please please

most times sports makes you want to end it all but then once in a while lewis hamilton reminds you why he's indisputably the greatest of all time

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

walking into a fandom tag and leaving with 10 new users added to my block list

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

still boggles my mind that davrin isn’t Thee hottie of veilguard btw. i mean we All Know Why. but come on. what happened to the inherent charisma of warrior with big shield you guys loved warrior with big shield when it was alistair and cullen

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

Watching Maul do cruel things and make bad decisions that hurts those around him is sad but like I’m not gonna complain about getting kicked in the face at the “face kicking” store you know? Fork found in kitchen type shit

I do love how Shadow Lord is actually engaging with Maul as a disabled character. His protheses need regular, painful maintenance, and they react painfully to water. What would’ve been a surface burn that he could’ve shrugged off if he had his old legs turns into a massive problem that unexpectedly causes him to collapse and lose control of his legs. He’s actually disabled by the whole not having legs thing, it’s great

the new maul show should lean into heated rivarly's success and feature an extensive scene that constantly jumps between maul and obi wan dueling and them fucking. disney i'm telling you this will save star wars abandon the mandalorian and baby yoda THIS will make you the big bucks.