she's dead and she's going to stay dead

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

I do love the idea of Bruce and Talia and Selina all meeting when they’re teenagers but it taking them fully twenty years to sort all their shit out.

Talia and Selina as twin hooks in Bruce’s heart and he can’t ever ignore the pull of either of them but he also can’t fit them into his life.

I think Bruce in his fifties is enjoying excellent coffee and reading the newspaper in the morning (he needs glasses now) with his two beautiful wives but I think it takes a long fucking time to get there!!!!

it’s getting scary that we have to preface any criticism for oversexualized comic art with “listen I love big breasted naked women as much as men” to even get consideration.

I actually do not like seeing women objectified over and over again in every variant cover seven days out of the week. I like erotic art but does the eroticism speak to the character’s personality and history or is it presented in the one size fits all here’s some ass and titties and a waist as wide as your thumb courtesy of j Scott Campbell WHOA. WHO SAID THAT!

“Nooooo they’re Nightcrawlering him…” @kazz-brekker when Connor Storrie turns up to things and his stylist has flattened/straightened his hair

“Nightcrawlering” is a technical term made up by me right now referring to how Marvel Comics character Kurt Wagner aka Nightcrawler used to be drawn with curly hair and now mostly has straight hair because it’s less effort to draw. Other acceptable substitutes include “Kitty Pryde-ing” or “Starfire-ing” because there are a lot of options to choose from.

actually thats kind of a fun concept. reblog this and tag if YOU were going back to school to get your phd in comic books what would your dissertation be on specifically