Enoch

i am a soyboy thru and thru. i love tofu, miso, soy milk, edamame, soy curls, tvp, soysauce. the soy bean has given us so much, god bless her

WHO IS SHE

WH A T

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

educational and salty. i like it.

I’m voting for him

this man is going places i’m voting for him

Less than 80 days until the 2010s are over.

omg how cute what are they???

#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

oMFG

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They’re -large train drives by-

….. I’m upset.

What are they?

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

They look cool, I want one

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

Oh hey ********************************

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing. Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then. …What was I saying?

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

well would ya look at those tentacle dildos

Get yourself a girlfriend who'll text you like a forlorn Victorian lady writing a letter to her secret lover , for literally no reason at all apart from it makes you smile.

reblog if u want a goth gf, want to be someone’s goth gf, or if you just really fucking love girls

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits