Reality Is Fake.

I hope dan and phil know that one of their phannies is making HISTORY in figure skating 🥹

Millie (they/them) is one half of Em & M, the first same-gender ice dance team to officially compete in Europe. They came 3rd at Finnish National Qualifier just days before phan real announcement!

This is truly a historical moment and was even reported in The Guardian.

"For the first time in the history of official figure skating competitions at a qualifying tournament in Finland, a same-sex pair appeared – Emma Aalto and Millie Colling. They appeared during the regular program, presenting their ice dance routine on the ice.

Finland became one of the countries where federations lifted the ban on participation of same-sex pairs, and a similar decision was also supported by the Canadian Figure Skating Federation. This loosening of the rules opened the possibility for Aalto and Colling to compete together at the official level."

So if the sound of that leaves your mouth tasting of tar, here's what you want to do:

In the url bar, type in about:config

It'll give you a big scary warning page that you might poke holes in your browser. Good. You want to do that. Click continue.

One by one, you're going to need to put each of these into the search bar in the page, not up top:

browser.ml.enable browser.ml.chat.enabled extensions.ml.enabled browser.ml.linkPreview.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.enabled browser.tabs.groups.smart.userEnabled

Each of these are gonna have a lil toggle icon on the right hand side that looks like a funky double-ended arrow. Click that and the value next to it should change to false. It all auto saves as you go. Some of these might already be set to false by default and that's peachy.

The Brahma, a popular giant known for its massive meat production and comically large eggs.

The cochin, seen here with gold and black 'lace' pattern

The barred plymouth, an incredible forager for lightly wooded terrain

The fayoumi, often regarded as The Oldest Breed of chicken

The wyandotte, a particularly good forager as well as a bulky, meaty bird.

The Minorca, a Spanish bird with stunning black feathers

And of course, the famous indonesian ayam cemani, which has black meat and bones

Finrod, currently playing songs with Maglor: Hello!

Fingon, lounging on the couch: hey

Gandalf: what are you eating

Pippin: *chewing faster*