ah ha ha happy birthday dan!
may you get to chill and frolic around the beach more in real life and probably with this guy!! :D love youuu

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ah ha ha happy birthday dan!
may you get to chill and frolic around the beach more in real life and probably with this guy!! :D love youuu

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I want to unlearn english. Every day I wake up and get faced with news stories like "good news! they just made it illegal to grind endangered birds into bonemeal!" and in the comments someone is like "this is oversimplified, and only partially true: after decades of campaigning and like 3 of them left in the wild, we've gotten them to make it illegal to snatch specimens of this specific one species of super-endangered birds right out of the wild and throw them alive into the bonemeal grinder. They're still allowed to do that in every other condition except these specific parametres."
And someone else comments in, in outrage: "Ugh pretty fucking typical that they care about ANIMALS more when it's still 100% legal to do this same thing TO CHILDREN."
And some third person comments in "actually that is also illegal in almost every place in the world. The only countries where they have no law against throwing live children into bonemeal grinder is the US and Israel."
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"This book delves into the deep savage darkness of the human soul, and how the inherent evil of humanity is always lurking beneath just a thin veneer of civilisation."
Is it inherently human, or are they just rich british dipshits?
They don't understand.
I pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is inherently human and what is rich british dipshit behaviour.
They laugh and say "it's a good book sir"
Look inside. The characters are all rich british dipshits.
i'm begging you, please show us the diagram 🙏
We’re here.
We’re queer.
We’ve got crows feet coz we’ve been making each other laugh like crazy for 16 whole years.
if only they could see themselves now

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This post is made with speech to text because my hand hurts from typing so much today. Please forgive any typos or speech to text swapping similar sounding words.
If you would like to start writing your own image descriptions, feel free to ask any questions.
The main things to keep in mind is that they should begin with some variation of image description start or ID, and end with some variation of image description and, and ID or something like that. This distinguish the image description from the caption or anything else.
Image descriptions should not be written in italics, bold, all caps, or any colors. If text in the image is in all caps, write it in regular case, and simply note before or after it that it's in all caps.
Image descriptions should describe all images in the post, without skipping any. This includes images that are nothing but text.
Plain text image descriptions in the body of the post are more accessible than alt text alone, because many people who need image descriptions cannot use alt text, and Tumblr is known for its glitches, so the accessibility of the alt text all by itself varies widely over time.
It is more accessible to have the image descriptions indented than not, because this helps to visually separate the image description from the caption. Having brackets or parentheses at the end is also helpful for this. This allows people to easily distinguish between the caption and the image description if they need to.
If you are an artist, writing image descriptions for your art will give you full control over the image description, and will allow you to correctly identify details that others might miss. This gives you the opportunity to show which parts of your art hold meaning to you and are important to notice.
If you are describing real people who are unknown to you, unless it is specified within the post or you are already aware, please do not assign any gendered terms to them, or any " male presenting or female presenting" terms like that. This is completely unnecessary and leads to misgendering. It is best to simply describe visible facts about the people. Hair color, length, clothes and style, pose, expression, the light or darkness of their skin, things like that. Do not assume that someone is white simply because they have light skin.
Do not use image descriptions to lie to the audience in any way and do not use image descriptions to make jokes where the audience reading the image description is the butt of the joke.
As an example, if there is a very clearly fake screenshot, do not say that it is simply a screenshot, or if a photo is very blatantly photoshopped, do not say that it is simply a photo. Say an edited photo, a badly edited photo, a screenshot with editing, something like that to indicate the changes have been made and then what you are going to be describing is not the natural version.
As an example, you would say a crab photoshopped to be driving a car. Rather than a photo of a crab driving a car.
Unless you are transcribing a text within the image, do not use meme speak within image descriptions. Do not refer to dogs as doggos for example, unless it is to specify that the dog in the image is, within the image, labeled as a doggo. Do not describe someone walking downstairs as breasted bubbly downstairs, even if it is an actor humorously walking down the stairs to imitate that sentence. Describe the facts of the movements, and then you can make the comparison for clarity.
If someone adds an image description to your post whether this be an original post or a reblog that you have added an image to, it doesn't matter how many notes to post already has, please copy and paste that image description into the original post or your original reblog. If it is a new post that has only a few notes from friends, after you update the original, you can just ask your friends to delete the reblogs of the inaccessible version and reblog the new one. Most people who are good people and care about disabled people will happily do so.
Keep in mind that image descriptions are accessibility tools. Treat them as such.
Anyone can write image descriptions. You do not need any special qualifications or training. As long as you are willing to take constructive criticism if you make a mistake, an image description written by someone who's new to it and honestly doing their best with good intentions is better than no image description at all.
I'm sure I'm forgetting some things, so please feel free to add on more tips and advice.
can you just FEEL how calculated and practiced this turn and smirk was??? i had to make this to slow down and watch it frame by frame over and over.
stop being so damn pretty dan howell
For @somecomfies, a winner of the @phandomgives fanworks raffle, who requested a reenactment of this moment from Dan's birthday livestream!
Thank you to everyone who supported and donated this year for Dan’s birthday drive!
[Image description: Comic of Dan and Phil as doctors treating the Pheal, in the style of "The Pitt." Alt text is provided and copied below. End ID]
anything Sister Daniel with flustered Phil for the drawing requests ^-^ Maybe like Father Philip blushing with his face in his hands whilst Sister Daniel does something scandlous?
I miss her, wonder if she’ll pop up on tour again.
fond of him

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us: (joking about phan marriage)
them: (joking about us joking about phan marriage)
us: ok fair
them: (joking about phan marriage)
us:
them: (joking about phan marriage)
us:
them: (joking about phan marriage)
us: ok we get it, u can stop now
them: (JOKING ABOUT PHAN MARRIAGE)
us:
i still dont know which one is dan and which one is phil.
(respectfully)
So, this is from phil is not on fire (the first) Pay attention to the pillow (sorry about the lion in the way) in the first shot. It’s laying on the bed. And look at Phil and Dan’s noses, how black the marker is. Then in the next shot, the pillow is standing up and both of their noses are heavily missing marker. Can you say “Phan”?
Also, this video was literally filmed ONE DAY after they met irl and that just makes it so much more precious to me.
We’re here.
We’re queer.
We’ve got crows feet coz we’ve been making each other laugh like crazy for 16 whole years.

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What does RPF stand for?
real people fucking? i think
Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday
Just gonna leave this here