hey mister, wanna see my liver?

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

True but I don’t agree

lollllllll. But it’s not funny though is it

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

My understanders will Understand me

I stopped being special for 2 seconds today and the pain? Unimaginable.

accidentally complimenting something as a "tour de france" instead of a "tour de force"

ID: A photo of a newspaper snippet. A headline says “Here’s How I Used to Do It!” This is followed by a photo of a Zdeněk Koubek and Cinda Glenn. Both are smiling broadly as Cinda leans her head back to let Zdeněk style her hair. The photo is captioned: “An expert at women’s coiffures although not a hairdresser, Zdenek Koubek proves himself as he combs the locks of Cinda Glenn, New York night club beauty. Koubek knows all about coiffures from experience, since they were of concern to him when he was the foremost girl athlete of Czechoslovakia, prior to a sex-change.”