this is a cinematic masterpiece
todays bird
Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi
cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
Show & Tell
Three Goblin Art
Not today Justin
Game of Thrones Daily
trying on a metaphor

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this is a cinematic masterpiece

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Happy 24-6-01!
and out of the darkness - you you you you you
flashback to when I got a little too gnc in my new profile pic, and my mom caught on that I had The Gender (which she was super supportive about, tbc), but didn't want to ask about it outright. so she started making up never-before-seen euphemisms

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WE'VE BEEN GROWING TOGETHER SINCE... Alex Valentina
i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them
Counterargument, sweet back muscles
* OH SHIT
i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood
does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrenty.
reach me??? what. with your yucky fingers??? you gonna touch me? gonna toching me? ☝️ don't
Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"
Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"
Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!
dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you
may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down
What did he do to deserve this
punished by the council
FOOLS!!!! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BENEATH THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY JPEG ARTIFACT

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Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers
What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you
I live in New York City
Once you start noticing how the incapacity to handle discomfort affects how people live their lives it's actually pretty shocking how it ruins pretty much every conceivable aspect of existence. Interpersonal relationships, romantic and platonic. Career and education opportunities. Your politics Your willingness to go anywhere. The kind of food you eat. The kind of art you expose yourself to and your ability to read it. It's never just one thing, it touches everything, and once you notice it it's like suddenly being able to see germs or something. Just this horrific catastrophe people look at you askance for screaming about. As I grow older and see what became of my friends and peers who could not learn to handle discomfort, the more I'm like. This is a genuine societal issue
starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?
So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

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i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
Absolutely ravenous over an otherwise excellent piece of media with one glaring issue where the issue could actually be fixed so easily. Showing me an otherwise completed puzzle with one piece off to the side and going "this is the finished product 🥰!" and taunting my crow brain by putting it behind a pane of glass. Let me at it. Let me at it. Let me at it.
#being a chronic rewriter/fanficer makes this so funny#what glass pane? go at it (via @machete-named-hate)
See, I think fanfiction is the tool when there are enough compounding issues that they compel you to go, "here's me rewriting this, letter to the editor style"
The situation I'm talking about is me fantasizing about being the final editor on an email chain and my message starts with "Looks incredible! Just one thought:" followed by two paragraphs. maximum.