Spoon Of Prosperity

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

* OH SHIT

i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

punished by the council

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City

Once you start noticing how the incapacity to handle discomfort affects how people live their lives it's actually pretty shocking how it ruins pretty much every conceivable aspect of existence. Interpersonal relationships, romantic and platonic. Career and education opportunities. Your politics Your willingness to go anywhere. The kind of food you eat. The kind of art you expose yourself to and your ability to read it. It's never just one thing, it touches everything, and once you notice it it's like suddenly being able to see germs or something. Just this horrific catastrophe people look at you askance for screaming about. As I grow older and see what became of my friends and peers who could not learn to handle discomfort, the more I'm like. This is a genuine societal issue

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Absolutely ravenous over an otherwise excellent piece of media with one glaring issue where the issue could actually be fixed so easily. Showing me an otherwise completed puzzle with one piece off to the side and going "this is the finished product 🥰!" and taunting my crow brain by putting it behind a pane of glass. Let me at it. Let me at it. Let me at it.