Gayass

never love an anchor is a song that reads so strongly as being about motherhood to me that it kills me a little when i see it used for shipping

Personally? I would never deny Hiromu Arakawa her right to a short bratty braided blond character in a kickass red coat

if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

one of the neighbours returned today with heavy machinery and gravel and fixed my driveway. i feel like a feral animal they’re trying to coax with little treats

they've told me the gossip which is that a few years back a 70 yr old man collapsed the bridge at the end of my road by driving his tractor over it, lost his tractor in the river, climbed back up the cliff unscathed, walked an hour home, and then the whole road fell into disrepair and all the campgrounds closed and the once popular waterfall down the road became obscure and secret. so like, be the change you want to see in the world. collapse a bridge to chase out the tourists. also you can lose widespread knowledge in under 10 years if one old man collapses a bridge

also i met this bridge collapsing old man on a walk a few months ago and he said to me "you should check out the river at the end of the road, there's a tractor in it!" like he wasn't the one who put it there

I know I am fucked, but this information makes me only know that when the car-jacking kiwi non-kiwi taps on my car window I will just knowingly sigh and roll it down and give him whatever he wants.

you find a blocked blog & cant remember why you blocked them you go in & think well this looks alright maybe they were just annoying on my post once you see Mspec Lesbians & Supporters DNI and go Oh Right What A Loser and marvel at the fact that anybody is still clinging to that stupid little hate trend & the fact that anybody ever gave a fuck at all

saw a bloodymary fic tagged ‘canon typical violence’ without specifying which canon and honestly? love it. finally a tag that conveys even less information than tagging dead dove without explaining why. ‘save up to 15% or more’ type beat. never let em know your next move

‘the story you’re about to read contains depictions of violence equivalent to either 1) a guy hitting his head pretty hard OR 2) a guy ripping his own arm off and dying horribly in an ocean of caustic and possibly sentient blood. impossible to say which. good luck tho 👍’

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away