Gayass

i love overusing this emoji bro its so funny to me👀👀👀👀 why does it look like that👀👀👀

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

rrawrf

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

@ayyyyysexual

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

sometimes it’s important to like a female character for her potential when not in the hands of a misogynistic writer and at the same time hate a guy just for being blonde

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

@werewolfclaws

So many ads are just “we at corporation care about our customers which is why we [thing we are legally obligated to do]”

I think about this so much more after working at a call center and being told “you need to not say outage unless we actually have a confirmed outage because we legally have to reimburse people if we fail to provide service” and then seeing that in ads as a really cool and nice thing the company does instead of something they’re forced to