Why are we still on this godless game?

So I dressed up as a boy in Royale High to see what would happen and...

I’m pretty sure anyone who’s played Royale High can guess what happened.

And that’s not all. I’m damn glad I didn’t hang out with her.

Yeah... Dodged a bullet there.

I also got asked out 3 times in a row and just told them all I have a girlfriend so they would leave me alone (didn’t work the greatest). I would have taken a screenshot, but it was during the computer class in the classic Royale High so the chat was messy.

~Pecu

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Royale High is crazy

I haven’t posted in a while, but god damn sometimes I hate winter events.

We get it, you’re gay. But stop flirting with all the girls then fajdlkfjaekf

This was almost everything wrong with Roblox players in just one screenshot. If only it had ODing and someone claiming they’re a hacker…

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*Sighs* There’s just… so much wrong with this…

._. wha-

Yeah... I do this too much. Lmao, Pecu’s always on my case about this.

PFFT THIS GIRL KNOWS MY BROTHER LIKES HER AND-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He rejected her, btw.

So I logged into the lovely website of Roblox today at 7 in the morning thinking I would find some cringe in Royale High, but NO. I didn’t even need to go into a game to find the cringe. I just had to look at the game page.

Sonex found this game and we both actually really liked it!

This game is basically a Roblox version of Nintendo’s Mario Party, except a lot more people can play it at the same time!

As soon as you enter the server, you’re automatically put at the beginning of the board, even if a game has already started, so there’s not a huge amount of waiting just to get into the actual game.

All of the players start at the beginning of the board and are given a pair of golden dice to use when they please. You always have your standard dice so you can go each round.

The goal is to make it to the end of the board before any other players, but don’t worry too much about being first. There are rewards for the 2nd and 3rd runner-ups as well! There are also coins and 3 different kinds of special dice spread across the board: Bronze, Silver, and Gold.

There are 5 special squares you can land on as you race everyone else to the end:

Magic: These are the green spaces and they allow you to use one spell if you end your turn on one. The kinds of spells you can cast vary depending on what kind of staff you have. Staves can be bought in crates with coins. Teleportation: These are the ones with UFOs on them. They teleport you somewhere random on the board if you end your turn on them. As far as we know, they only teleport you forward. -4 Spaces: These are red and will send you back 4 spaces if you end your turn on them. +5 Spaces: These spaces are blue and will send you forward 5 spaces if you end your turn on them. Minigame: These spaces are pink with an “M” on them and will start a minigame for all of the players. You have the option to skip these minigames before they start, but what’s the fun in that? If you win a minigame, you are given a pair of golden dice.

As for the minigames, here are screenshots from some Sonex and I played:

Then, I went afk for a bit and came back to this:

Then, I found this Bella girl she was apparently talking to, but she was nowhere near her and was just going to classes.

After that, Bella finally spoke, but then they both left.

So yeah. Idek what was happening, but whatever. I just cringe when there’s someone taking up the entire chat with their solo rp.

*heavy sigh*

So Sonex and I were doing our search for cringe and we found this guy in Royale High:

Harry only uses 1 spell throughout the entirety of the series: Expelliarmus There are even memes about it. He uses like 2 other ones a few times, but he consistently uses Expelliarmus, especially for fighting. So much for a “king of magic”.

Also, why is he wearing Slytherin colors if he’s supposed to be Harry Potter?