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au: Ijekiel finds his soulmate and his entire world is finally filled with colour.. unfortunately for him it just so happens to be Lucas

1) First time we spoke was a week after the beggining of freshman year she summed up my entire character and most of the events of my life Sherlock style. I asked her how the hell she knew all that. She just shrugged and said she figured out our entire class already.

2) The one time we had religion class instead of ethics she listened to the teacher for a few minutes, laughed and told me:

“Humans have wished to be gods so much they’ve forgotten they have to ability to create them. Imagination has truly suffered from this ‘monotheism’ stuff.”

I was confused and asked her if she was an atheist. She rolled her eyes and said:

“Oh I believe in god alright. I just don’t think the bastard deserves to be worshipped.”

3) Out of nowhere she gave me this advice:

“The only truth a liar ever told was that lies weren’t going to save you. Don’t become the liar who has to pass that wisdom on, because they speak from experience.”

4) To this day, she has one of those old-timey phones with buttons she only uses to ocassionally call someone. When I asked her why she never got a smartphone she got pouty:

“I hate social media. On Facebook they talk a lot but never say anything. If I wanted to listen to people moan about their problems and ask for help they don’t expect I’d listen to their prayers.” (Notice the choice of words)

5) I noticed she was stiff and I offered her a massage since I’m really good at it but when i started kneading her back I swear to this day those were not muscles I felt. I asked her what she did to turn her muscles into rocks covered with a thin layer of skin and she kinda froze then shrugged and said she was just really, really stiff. My hands hurt after ten minutes when I can usually go for an hour. Next time I offered she seemed surprised and laughed. She still has rocks for muscles.

6) We were having a debate over the way neural pathways are formed (I study biology and she forensics) and I jokingly asked if I could have her brain for study when she dies. She laughed.

“Sure, if you find a way to kill me you can have it. I’m actually curious what you’re gonna find.”

7) One time she was tired and miserable and I tried to comfort her. We both have really dark sense of humor so I told her she could scare the dead out of their graves with that glare. She told me the dead can’t come back and I rolled my eyes and said 'obviously’ but she continued:

“When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That’s why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter.”

8) One day she just came up to me with a disappointed look on her face. When I asked her what was wrong she was quiet for a few seconds and then just told me:

“Betrayals committed in good intentions are still damning. Just… keep that in mind.” Then she left and didn’t speak to me for three days. I still don’t know what she meant but even three years later I haven’t forgotten it.

9) We were casually sitting on a bench when, out of nowhere, she asked me: “Is it just me or have humans gotten dumber? Or have they always been this stupid and I just haven’t been paying attention?”

10) She asked me if I ever wondered what it was like to die. I said no but told her I would tell her when I found out. I meant it as a ghost joke but she smiled at me and said:

“Great. I’ll wait for you to come back. Maybe you’ll even remember me.”

In conclusion, she is some kind of low-key god and she lost her faith in humanity even before we lost our faith in her but she’s stuck with us because immortality is a bitch.

P.S. I just remembered her name is a variation on 'Eve’. Maybe I should reconsider my atheist status?!

two kingdoms; one celebration.

(my @caprisecretsanta2018 gift for @molochmolochh!! i didn’t have the writing chops to pull off your main prompt so i decided to go with the banquet idea, i hope you’re still able to enjoy it! ^^)

so im writting a continuation

this probably wont have timelines or whatever hahaha

onwards!!

- so like within the first month of highschool our trio becomes Famous

- as in the-students-staff-their-grandma-and-dogs-knows-them famous

- mostly bc of rumours

- and theIR BEHAVIORS THAT KEEP FUELING THEM

- first of all: they’re super smart. all 3 of them is way ahead of the other students, already obivous even only in 3 days

- they never score below 100. sometimes they got extra points when they pointed out some mistakes in the questions. the staff are half-impressed and half-annoyed

(yes they’re the assholes who didnt listen in lessons but scores better than u)

- but not many hates them; they’re too nice (well ray may looks prickly but he’s actually ok)

- no superiority attitudes from them oh no no. the cheerful emma, gentle norman, and smirky ray have fans. (our trio is oblivous, as expected). no friends yet, sadly. the takane no hana vibes from them are awfully potent

- one brave person manages to invite them to an arcade. the trio accepted. cue other students inviting themselves in. (WOW SHOULD I MAKE AN R/E/N HS AU ARCADE ARC)

ok i made it:

- emma apparenly sucks at crane games. dunno why. norman is apparently the god at this game. emma: i want that giraffe doll but it’s barely visible underneath the other toys. norman: *cracks knuckles* mmm

- ray is amazing at shooting games. he scores just above emma and norman, their names are on the top 3 on the leaderboard with a score gap so big beating them would take a miracle and then some

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Ray hums, “This feels different.” The weight of the gun is weird on his hands. Unbalanced, too heavy on one end. Not like the guns on the shelter. This one is not made for killing, not in that sense. Besides him, Norman laughs softly, “Good different or bad different?” he asked. Ray doesn’t answer. Emma leans foward to the screen, eyes reflecting the lights, “No matter. You’ll still adapt, won’t you, Ray?”

Ray smirks and pulls the trigger. The last enemy zombie dies. On the screen, a large CONGRATULATIONS! sign flash, and his score appears beside NO. 1.

“Obivously.”

–excerpt from a fic im too lazy to write 

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- and the other students and stray audiences freaks out at the background because how can a teenager be so cool?? help?? the bamf anime protag line is too strong for us to handle omg

- emma and the ddr machine. thats all im gonna say

so yes the day ended with their fanbase (which they have no idea about) growing like weeds

k im continuing this on pt 3 whenever i get some more inspiration

Also Norman: