Totally legit Code Geass quotes

Lelouch: Do you ever think before you speak?

Suzaku: Do you ever regret dating me?

Lelouch: [Struggling to understand sports] Did you point?

Lelouch, trying to pull Suzaku up: I can’t hang on, you’re too heavy!

Lelouch, doing a PowerPoint presentation: You heard about daddy issues and mommy issues, now I present to you [shows a picture of Schneizel] big sister issues.

Nunnally, doing a PowerPoint presentation: You heard about daddy issues and mommy issues, now I present to you [shows a picture of Lelouch] big sister issues

Zero: How did you get the entire Order of the Black Knights to betray me? What did you offer them?

Lelouch: How did you get the entire Student Council to betray me? What did you offer them?

I don’t want to brag, but I have a ton of experience with women being mad at me.

Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years of prison.

Anya: Let's get you to Cécile.

C.C.: Lelouch is playing hard to get.

Lelouch: I'm good!

Gino: you can’t just fall in love with every girl you ever lay eyes on.

C.C.: [burritoed in 3 comforters] I am the tiefling taco. The beginning and the end of comfort. I am the couch potato, the queen of sleepy, and the superhero of watching cartoons all day.