Weird and Wacky

Apple Genius he ain't - would-be thief rams his BMW into an Apple store, gets stuck, then gets caught.

You grab drunk grub at a taco truck with your friend. He orders the nasty carnitas, which unfortunately happen to contain pork tapeworm larvae that soon take up residence in his intestine. At least one of these larvae has a good chance of growing into a horrifying 20-foot tapeworm monster. This tapeworm produces eggs, thousands of which pass through the host’s anus every day.

Your buddy doesn’t wash his hands after defecating, and the next time you see him, he facepalms you, as bros sometimes do, and in the process touches your lips. The eggs, which are much smaller than larvae, enter your mouth, hatch, and the baby tapeworms eventually make their way to your brain.