updates somedays

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

C'mon, Employment Jelly, work your pectin magic!

following through on a comment on bsky that I’d have to find this image on tumblr for it to work because it says “reblog” in it

I’m covered with “Librarians from Everywhere” but as a former museums professional “Tourists who think we’re the British Museum” really speaks to me on a personal level.

I’m “all ten people who think they’ve got the most niche interest in the whole building”

okay huge shoutout to our not jewish belovèd who was messaging someone jewish and wrote "RIP me" but then changed it to "may my memory be a blessing" - this is genius and we think it needs to catch on

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

#i need everyone to watch this#i saw it this morning on bsky and i am so grateful that someone on tumblr had also posted it#the attention to detail on this is insane#and yet it is also so incredibly true to the spirit of minor league hockey#screaming at 'absolute penalty kill'#amazing. great job to whatever allentown hockey weeb got this greenlit

@shacklesburst

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins