Aren't ordinary people adorable?

Vox Machina looking at Keyleth:…

Keyleth:

1. Sea Dragons

Remarkable, unlikely, ethereal. A fairytale creature, but ultimately not trustworthy. a combination of kelpie and the fae, it will ask me a riddle and steal my soul. at least one of these is photoshopped. nice try sea dragon

2. Bubble Snails

these are portals to another realm. i may be unsatisfied with my dimension, but i am not fool enough to follow a colorful stranger to a secondary location. you’ll have to try harder, briny marine abductors 

3. Shells. Just shiny carved shells i found on instagram

makes a compelling argument but i remain unconvinced. never trust anything you find on instagram 

4. Salp Chains

not gonna lie, this one almost made me reconsider. idk what a planktic tunicate is, but i respect their lifestyle choices. if i ever do join a hivemind, this is top of the list

5. Frosted Nudibranch

a combination bt a sailor moon trinket & a pokemon evolution stone; has the power to force me into a magical girl transformation. unfortunately i am responsibility-avoidant and refuse to wear anything less comfortable than sweatpants. also magical transformations give me motion sickness. hard pass, but would use as a nightlight 

6. Lettuce Sea Slug. For similar reasons

6. Royal Starfish

honestly thought this was a claymation sculpture. starfish were actually a compelling reason to go in the ocean until i remembered they can move, and i want nothing to do with that nonsense 

7. Costasiella

this is genuinely the only one i have a hard time saying no to. this is the perfect being. if i was an animated protagonist, this would be my chosen cartoon sidekick, my vaguely animalish sidecharacter who speaks in a silent but expressive language only i can translate. incandescent perfection. pure and unsullied, truly sinless. look at those goddamn eyes. 

In conclusion, 

Mike Crew: “Maybe if I jump off this building just right then the physical embodiment of lightning will stop chasing me.”

Natalie Ennis: “Hey roommate, sorry I keep stealing all the lightbulbs in our apartment and chanting at you in your sleep. Unrelated, do you want to join a cult?”

Manuela Dominguez: “We absolutely can, should, must, and will blow up the sun.”

Jared Hopworth: “You don’t understand, she had a knife! I didn’t expect her to have a knife.”

Jude Perry: *murders a guy* “Uhhh…now what?”

Half the Hunters at any given time: *zooms around reality, crashing into one another like ping-pong balls, at no point accomplishing anything*

Gertrude Robinson: “After years of research, I have decided to throw a bunch of explosives at the apocalypse and hope for the best.”

Zuko: Momo's sword is actually a wakizashi, it's too small to be a katana

Aang: wait you can see them

Aang: BUT I FORGOT MY PANTS AND-

Zuko, nodding: and your math test

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